The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
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Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
This is actually in the wrong thread: it's not a joke, it's actually true...
Ruud Gullit has just said in an interview that he is not interested in a job at Ajax. Too much of a snake pit. He's not available.
So, what do we do now...?
K.
Ruud Gullit has just said in an interview that he is not interested in a job at Ajax. Too much of a snake pit. He's not available.
So, what do we do now...?
K.
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Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Bring Ronald Koeman back; he's soon to be out of a job!Kowalczyk schreef:This is actually in the wrong thread: it's not a joke, it's actually true...
Ruud Gullit has just said in an interview that he is not interested in a job at Ajax. Too much of a snake pit. He's not available.
So, what do we do now...?
K.
Appie Nouri will forever be remembered for his grace and humanity on and off the pitch!
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Gotta love Ruud Gullit a.k.a. the man who proved The Clash wrong . Ruudie CAN FAIL !!
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Nah, I see this in youth soccer about once a year, boys and girls both.Kowalczyk schreef:I will probably get killed for saying this, but only a woman could cause a penalty like this...
Check it!
K.
Mark it 8, Dude.
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Ajax defense and some of Kenneth Vermeer's keeping vs. FCU.
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Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
+1Blind3 schreef:Ajax defense and some of Kenneth Vermeer's keeping vs. FCU.
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Ha Ha Ha - This made me laugh. From the BBC Live Score Updates Feed.
"2101: GOALFLASH Manchester United 2-2 Benfica (Pablo Aimar)
Manchester United goal: Things are going much better at Old Trafford now. Just seconds after Benfica make their change, Patrice Evra finds Darren Fletcher in the box with a great cross and he is able to finish at the second time of asking. United deservedly ahead.
2059: GOALFLASH Manchester United 2-1 Benfica (Darren Fletcher)"
Not going much better now are they.....
"2101: GOALFLASH Manchester United 2-2 Benfica (Pablo Aimar)
Manchester United goal: Things are going much better at Old Trafford now. Just seconds after Benfica make their change, Patrice Evra finds Darren Fletcher in the box with a great cross and he is able to finish at the second time of asking. United deservedly ahead.
2059: GOALFLASH Manchester United 2-1 Benfica (Darren Fletcher)"
Not going much better now are they.....
Forza Haarlem. HFC Gone but not forgotten!
Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
The way we keep on getting clean sheets in the Champions League
May the Force be with you
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Just saw this on the Guardian website "Classic Youtube" section, and it's great:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7nI_5AoHvc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7nI_5AoHvc
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Anal sex is like getting your first Manchester United scarf. You don't want it, but your uncle gives it to you anyway.
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OK, so after all the drama with the AZ game we might need some humour back - here's a start from me - this actually came up after one of the clips from last night - pretty silly really and the commentators get a good laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYQjUKOj ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYQjUKOj ... re=related
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Reposting this that someone sent me - did anyone really doubt that this place existed.....
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wmEjJKtJYHs/S ... tcreek.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wmEjJKtJYHs/S ... tcreek.jpg
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Re: The New Vak 425 Pathetic Joke Corner
Two atoms walking down the street. First atom: "Dude, I think I've lost an electron!", 2nd atom: "You positive"?
Appie, stay strong !
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This is an alcohol test: If you pass it, you can keep drinking,if not, it's time to stop. Follow the simple instructions below:
1. Click on the mans nose
2. A new window will open - click on the man's nose again.
3. For each time you click on his nose, you can drink another glass of wine!!!
http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/slaan.html
A friend I worked with sent this, certainly made me lol
1. Click on the mans nose
2. A new window will open - click on the man's nose again.
3. For each time you click on his nose, you can drink another glass of wine!!!
http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/slaan.html
A friend I worked with sent this, certainly made me lol
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Mark it 8, Dude.
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“If I wanted you to understand it, I would have explained it better.”
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Nigel de Jong has it in his jeans.
Even when playing against kids;
http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/gif-n ... dly-match/
Even when playing against kids;
http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/gif-n ... dly-match/
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“If I wanted you to understand it, I would have explained it better.”
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Excellent Hoax sounds like Mauro Rosales time at Ajax . I know he fooled me. I still have a Rosales shirt . G-U-L-L-I-B-L-E !!
"Buy the ticket, take the ride".
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
"Our albums are junk"
Keith Moon
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"Our albums are junk"
Keith Moon
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Kasparov accused of biting a policeman when arrested for protesting against the Pussy Riot trial : "I would never bite anyone under the rank of general !"
Appie, stay strong !
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Typical of Putin's Russia . The biggest joke , I'm being sarcastic , is expecting a former KGB Colonel and the police/miltia authorities to behave evenhandedly rather than thugishly.
"Buy the ticket, take the ride".
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
"Our albums are junk"
Keith Moon
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
"Our albums are junk"
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Pretty awesome handsprings, too.Jojo schreef:Beautiful goal scored by a goalie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... EGiA6g2M#!
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Still alive...